“二(èr )战”时(shí )期,盟军要实施安(📒)奇奥登(🍩)陆计(🌰)划,迫于(🕟)对(duì )一(🛍)门(mén )叫(🕰)安奇(qí )奥大炮的(🎗)超级武器的忌(🌰)惮,要派(pài )(🗼)两个精(💤)锐(😧)特(tè )工(gōng )去摧毁这门大炮,结果两个(🚤)傻逼被派了去,最(🤷)后经过一连串(chuàn )搞笑(xiào )(💆)事件,阴差阳错(cuò )的(🐖)最后完(wán )成了任(rèn )务(🗑)。 片段一:德国人在北非布置(🤷)了一(yī )个(gè )陷阱,准(🧚)备了(le )一幅假(jiǎ )的防(🛑)御工(gōng )事地图(tú )让(💱)这二个士兵带回去(💻)。他们却阴差(chà )阳错的拿走了真的(de )(👓)地图(tú ),最终赢得了(le )战役。 片段二:他们化装成(chéng )管道(🤳)工潜入德军(jun1 )在意(🧣)大(dà )利的司令部(🗳),给他们(men )卫生间的管道修得乱(🚗)七(🐾)八糟(zāo ),把将军淋了个落汤鸡。将军去(qù )换(huàn )衣服(📟),拉开抽屉发现一(yī )套新的军服(🔍),于是(⏲)洗头洗脸准备(🥤)换上新军服的(🐞)时候(🏃)闭着眼(🚲)把脸(liǎn )盆(🌂)里(lǐ )的脏水倒(dǎo )进抽(chōu )屉(💣)里了(柜(guì )子旁边有(🎐)一个废水桶(😳))。那个(🚻)将(jiāng )军是最主要的(de )一(🧘)个(gè )配(pèi )角,很有意思。到影片(🍹)结(jié )束前1分钟(⏺),都没(méi )有(yǒu )一句台(🍯)词。最(💕)后说(shuō )了(🐌)一(yī )句(jù )“谢谢”。 片段三:德军有一(🎞)门(🚓)超级大炮俯视着联军将(🐣)要登陆的海滩。这二个士(shì )兵居然化装成(chéng )希特勒(😻)和(hé )随从,去(🤠)视(shì )(🐑)察大(dà )炮(😙),把(👧)大炮炸掉(🥈)了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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